Dear Santa:
Thank you for all the of equipment you brougt last year.
I really have been good this year, at least I've been trying. Just ask my wife. I wasn't using my new scope to evesdrop on my neighbors, I was just sighting it in. Honest.
I know I shouldn't ask for too much, I've already got a lot of stuff. So with little place to store anything new this year, I have a different kind of request.
For this year, could you bring a little nice weather. I miss seeing my friends.
Sincerely,
Dark Sky Observer #3782.